The Mad Stoner Iron-On Mayhem Patch dress Featuring our signature Berry High

Featuring our signature Berry High print with juicy strawberries

feminine style that stands out wherever you go

garden parties

creating a standout streetwear look that’s equal parts fall-ready and stoner-chic

The Mad Stoner Iron-On Mayhem Patch dress Featuring our signature Berry HighSlap this beast onto your battle vest, denim jacket, backpack, or your least favorite authority figure. Featuring The Mad Stoner logo in blood red metal madness, this patch says, Yes, I do like my riffs heavy and my lungs heavier. Perfect for concerts, smoke sessions, or intimidating squares at the farmers market. Just iron it on and instantly increase your THC to fabric ratio. Warning: May cause involuntary headbanging and unsolicited joint passing.